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Who Made our nasty, smelly Shit List Page and why? (listed in order of ignorance! (#1 being the most ignorant))

1. the State of New JerseySubmitted and written by David
For anyone who lives there or has visited there you already know what I mean. For everyone else this is the most ridiculous state in the country. It is impossible to drive there and everyone cuts you off. There are no ways to make a simple U-Turn and you might as well plan on driving an extra 5 miles out of your way no matter where you are going. Chances are you will be lost in route no matter how good the directions are. Screw this state. More to follow, but for now forget about this state. It smells like a big shoe.

2. Eddy Nowak _ Submitted and written by David
Eddy Nowak is the owner and manager of Chicago's Restaurant in Crown Point, IN. He treats his help like dirt, verbally abuses his over worked waitresses, and demands a large undeserving percentage of their tips at the end of the night to their dismay. He has made just about every waitress who works there cry at one point due to his short temper and strong words, and there's rumors that the profits made at the restaurant go straight up his nose. Eddy crossed me one summer when he asked me, and my good friend, (who is a talented lead guitar player), to perform in his tiny establishment "unplugged" during a town festival. He said he would pay me a rate, and possibly split the drink profit at the end of the night with me, depending on our turn out. I agreed. The day came, and the festival ran hard all day! So hard, in fact, that Eddy's place ran out of most of his food before we even started to perform. We drew an average group of folks in that night to watch us perform. The folks that came out to see us complained to me later that they had tried to order food, but the staff told them "sorry, we're out of that..." every time they asked for something. Finally, at the end of the night we asked Eddy for our cash because we were going to leave. This cheap SOB wouldn't even shell out a dime after he specifically promised my friend and I that he would. He claimed he didn't make enough money that day and that he couldn't "swing it"! We didn't even ask him for much cash originally which doubled the insult! Furthermore, at the time I would have performed for free, if he would have approached me in that manner, but he specifically said he'd pay and it's the principle of the whole thing. I shared some words with Eddy as a result, and ended up paying my guitar player friend out of my own pocket for doing the gig, since money was promised to him too, and I didn't want my friend to be screwed like me. FUCK YOU Eddy, and the horse you came in on!!! You've just earned yourself the #1 spot in our nasty, smelly, shit list page you flaming, horse terd!!! I'm sure you'll win a spot someday in the "shit head hall of fame" you big headed, hollowed out nose bleeding, low life, rotten SOB! For all who read this page,...Don't eat at Chicago's restaurant. patronize a restaurant owner who deserves it. -------------->
Think of this big terd when you think of Eddy & his restaurant!!!

3. Avalanche Technologies _ submitted and written by David
This company is full of a bunch of ass-munching, smelly toilet sniffers in my opinion. For some reason they are holding my previous domain name (purpletreeband.com) as a hostage for stupidity. It's not bad enough there service was ridiculous, but now they put up a useless search engine for all to puke on in the spot our website used to live. You guys can suck my balls, This message will remain on this page until I get the domain name (purpletreeband) back for sale. to anyone looking for a webhost...Fuck these guys. my opinion is: don't do business with them unless you are delighted with disappointment. (eat a dildo sandwich you fucking slut bag, cum buckets. the owner of Avalanche can be a human "chinese finger trap" as he gets it up the ass and sucks off another bastard guy like himself)....hmmmmmmmmm, I just gave him an idea....hows this idea? EAT THAT TERD-------------------->

4. Ron Hyrn _ submitted and written by David
Ron worked with me on a day job I had to do once. He was a closed minded, evil, prejudice 65 year old man with absolutely hated the world. He never smiled, unless he was joking about someone's skin color, or making an insult at someone else's expense. His mindless hatred towards myself, and others was so intense that it spawned me to write the song"Black Hole", (which appeared on Plasticine Man), expressing my anger towards Ron's mentality. Ron, you might think you're big and tough around your old bigoted friends, but you'll eventually get yours! For now you'll remain an important member of our shit list. You're so full of shit this page should look real pleasant to you! Suck this one "brother"------------------------->

5. Jim Daley _ submitted and written by David
Jim and I both were theater majors at Columbia College Chicago. Jim's a phony, numb nuts that's in serious need of an ass kicking! I would have to build a separate web sitejust to explain the reasons why this guy made our shit list. I get sicker thinking of you Jim than I do looking at these toilets. You're pathetic.